Entries by Blair Smith


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First-Date Customer Satisfaction Survey

Congratulations! You’ve been selected to participate in a first-date customer satisfaction survey. It’s been 47 minutes since we parted ways. You should probably be home by now—that is unless you took the G train, which I heard is running with delays. Nope? You took an Uber? Great, let’s get started.     1)  My skin is so […]