Anthony Weiner’s First Day Of Prison Mistakes

Asking to see the “toilet wine list”.

Handing out drawings of his genitals to fellow inmates.

Taking great pains to show off his tattoo of the Olsen Twins while in the communal shower.

Attempting to apply the “finders keepers” rule to a pack of Winston Reds dropped by the second in command of Lord Mamba’s crew.

Asking for conjugal visits with his iPhone.

Announcing to everyone that his prison nickname is The Weiner.

Expressing overly enthusiastic interest in cell-mate’s teenage daughter visit schedule.

Asked where all of the women are.

Written by Kit Lively

Kit Lively

Ain’t It Cool News said of Kit, “If Gary Larson is Bill Cosby, then Kit is Richard Pryor.” That’s a great quote, right? Man, I love that quote! That was, until Bill Cosby turned out to be a deplorable serial rapist. Now the quote isn’t worth shit, even though my name isn’t linked directly to Cosby’s! Thanks a lot Bill, you jackass. Not only have you ruined dozens of lives with your rapey ways, but you’ve ruined a perfectly good quote as well. I hope you rot in Hell, you scumbag.
Anyway, Kit’s cartoons have been published by lots of humor magazines, etc. etc. yadda yadda. (sigh)….