Animated Movies To Properly Prepare Kids For the Real World

Finding Chemo

The Little Barmaid Stuck In A Dead End Job

The Lady and the Tramp Stamp

Monster’s Inc.: Chapter 11

Frozen Daiquiri

Working For Peanuts: The Movie

Snow White Gets Slut Shamed by the Seven Dwarfs

The Bi-Polar Express

Up Yours

James and the Giant GMO Carcinogenic Peach

Written by Paul Lander

Paul Lander

Paul Lander is not sure which he is proudest of — winning the Noble Peace Prize or sending, Congolese gynecologist, Dr. Denis Mukwege to accept it on his behalf, bringing to light the plight of African women in war torn countries. In his non-daydreaming hours, Paul has written for Weekly Humorist, National Lampoon, American Bystander, Huff Post Comedy, McSweeney’s, Bombeck Writers Workshop Blog, Humor Times, written and/or produced for multiple TV shows and written standup material that’s been performed on Maher, The Daily Show, Colbert, Kimmel, etc. Now, on to Paul’s time-commanding Special Forces in Khandahar…