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9 Great Urinal Conversation Topics

1. Cold out/hot out/regular temperature out.


2. These are good flushers.


3. What a week/can’t believe it’s only Tuesday/humpday!/Happy Friday.


4. [Act like you don’t see the person next to you].




5. Guess what I’m doing.


6. Do you think there’s a God?


7. I just stand here and pretend to pee for thirty seconds so I can control a tiny part of my workday. What brings you to the restroom?


8. Do you know any good songs we could harmonize on?


9. Hm.