4 Sex Positions Where You Can Secretly Watch a Steve Harvey Hosted Show

Your significant or not-so-significant other may want to try something new — let them. Meanwhile, you can watch Steve Harvey dance with contestants on ‘Family Feud’ or laugh with guests on ‘STEVE’ via the phone you conveniently hid under your bed. Smart!

But if they leave it up to you to choose the position, here are some suggestions so you don’t have to miss a moment of the charismatic and thoughtful Steve Harvey on any show he hosts. You’re welcome.

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Doggy-style

This is the easiest position in which to sneak a peek at Steve Harvey introducing two excited ‘Family Feud’ families on the television in the other room. If you’re lucky, you may even catch his dimples fully convex from the sheer pleasure of wholesome family fun. Remember to put on the closed-captioning in case he decides to share a bit of trivia about himself, like that his favorite Michael Jackson song is “Man in the Mirror.”

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Reverse Cowgirl

The easiest after doggy, reverse cowgirl allows you to gaze anywhere that you desire — including at the revival of the Steve Harvey-hosted ‘Showtime at the Apollo’ conveniently playing on the laptop you left on the desk across from the bed. Make sure you find a compilation of Steve Harvey’s introductions — that way, you won’t waste a moment watching anyone else. Plus, watching his anticipatory laughter might bring you to climax faster like it does me. Brilliant!

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Missionary

The most challenging position to secure a vantage point but a necessary one to tackle considering some partner’s need for “intimacy.” Moving into harder territory just means we need to get more creative. Secure a phone from a stationary ceiling fan and pull your partner close — you can watch Steve suspended over your partner’s shoulder. Genius!

Then you can see Steve ask hard-hitting questions on his talk show like ‘Are Millennials Hooking Up Less Because Of Cell Phones?’ or ‘Do You Put Your Relationship All Over Social Media?’ Honestly, Steve Harvey could be asking anything — I just like watching his mouth move.

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Some Other Position

Do you remember the time Steve Harvey shared that story on ‘Family Feud’ about the time he stopped up the toilet at a girl’s house? It was hilarious and perfectly paced. He can be so self-deprecating and funny, but not in a “poor me” type way like any of my exes. God, he’s perfect.

And just remember: depending on the kink-level (or acceptance-level) of your partner, you may not have to watch any Steve Harvey show secretly. They may want to join in on the Steve Harvey-fun!

Or, like in my case, you might not even have a partner to worry about and you can enjoy Steve Harvey all on your own. Lucky!