Too Many Talking Vehicles

September 22, 2017/by Eric Branscum

Sean Spicer: Hollywood Wunderkind

September 22, 2017/by Kevin Cole

You May Have Been Affected By Our Recent Dog-Walking Breach. What to Do Next.

September 20, 2017/by Justina Quagliata

Quiz: Canadian Football League Team or Condom Brand

September 19, 2017/by Paul Lander

Fall TV Preview

September 19, 2017/by Kit Lively

Things Everybody is Tired of Hearing a Skeleton Say

September 19, 2017/by Brian Boone

CARTOON: Global Warming

September 15, 2017/by Bob Eckstein

Nihilistic Airport Announcements

September 13, 2017/by Andrew Knott

Back Cover Blurbs for Hillary Clinton’s New Memoir, “What Happened”

September 13, 2017/by Taylor Garcia

John Tyler’s White House Letter To James Knox Polk

September 11, 2017/by Caren Lissner

The InfoWars Hurricane Survival Guide

September 10, 2017/by Kevin Cole

Sheriff Joe & Trump’s Upcoming Reality Show LEAKED TRANSCRIPT!!!

September 8, 2017/by Kit Lively

PIC QUIP: Trump Tax Returns

September 7, 2017/by Paul Lander

CARTOON: Back To School

September 7, 2017/by Bob Eckstein

5 Things to Prepare for Once You’ve Released the Fallen Angel from Mike Pence’s Urn

September 3, 2017/by Matt Rotman

White Noise Machine Settings Designed to Keep Socially Anxious People Up at Night

September 2, 2017/by Andrew Knott

A Back to School Message from Your Child’s Teacher, Mr. Axl Rose

September 2, 2017/by Patricia Grant

Steve Bannon’s Netflix Queue -or- How Steven Bannon Will Spend the Next Few Weeks While Nursing a Wounded But Bloated Ego, Fomenting Hatred in his Heart, and Drinking Gallons of Cheap Gin from a Discarded Aunt Jemima Bottle and a Sterilized Nipple

September 2, 2017/by Mike Calahan

A Drug Infested Den’ And Other Trump Inspired New New Hampshire State Mottos

August 31, 2017/by Paul Lander

Welcome To Our Home – Instructions From Your Airbnb Hosts

August 31, 2017/by Dylan Brody

Dear News-Detox Journal

August 28, 2017/by Bob Eckstein

CARTOON: Real Hell

August 28, 2017/by Mike Shiell

So You’ve Wisely Decided Not To Evacuate During The Hurricane

August 25, 2017/by Kit Lively

CARTOON: Unfortunate ESPN Announcer Names

August 25, 2017/by Bob Eckstein

White House Answering Machine

August 25, 2017/by Les East

Donald Trump’s Take On Classic Fairy Tales

August 24, 2017/by Paul Lander

PIC QUIP: Matt LeBlanc

August 24, 2017/by Paul Lander

Chuck E. Cheese’s Plans, Following The Break Up Of His Band The Pizza Time Players

August 24, 2017/by Kit Lively

Our Desperate Writing Submission for Breitbart

August 23, 2017/by Dan Drees and Stephanie Weber

Trump Fantasy Football League

August 23, 2017/by Les East

New Career Suggestions For My Freeloading, Annoying, Worthless Coworkers

August 21, 2017/by Nikki Haverstock

There Are Many Sides to Blame For My Getting Dumped By Justin

August 21, 2017/by Ali Solomon

How To Tell If You Watched The Eclipse Wrong

August 21, 2017/by Kit Lively

CARTOON: Eclipse Glasses

August 20, 2017/by Bob Eckstein

CARTOON: Slippery Slope

August 18, 2017/by Bob Eckstein

10 Things To Remember While Watching The Total Solar Eclipse

August 18, 2017/by Kit Lively

Titles Of Political Satire Pieces I Started This Week And Got Too Depressed To Finish

August 18, 2017/by Caren Lissner

Half A Dozen Other Nice Things That President Trump Has To Say About Hate-Mongering White Supremacists

August 17, 2017/by Kit Lively

ALT-Right Film Festival

August 16, 2017/by Paul Lander

Employment Opportunities For The Recently Exposed Racist

August 15, 2017/by Kit Lively

CARTOON: Casual Fridays

August 15, 2017/by Mike Shiell

PIC QUIP: ‘Fire and Fury’ Survival Tip #2

August 14, 2017/by Paul Lander

The Death Of America Takes A Holiday: Trump’s Vacation Journal

August 14, 2017/by Kit Lively

PIC QUIP: ‘Fire and Fury’ Survival Tip #1

August 11, 2017/by Paul Lander

HGTV Presents: Trump’s White House Flippers

August 10, 2017/by Kit Lively

PIC QUIP: Letterman on Netflix

August 8, 2017/by Paul Lander

Scaramucci’s Ten Day’s Worth Of Accomplishments

August 1, 2017/by Kit Lively

Other Cringe-Worthy Lines From Trump’s Speech To The Boy Scouts

July 26, 2017/by Kit Lively

FOTO BOMB: Ivanka’s New Clothing Line

May 31, 2017/by Todd Spence

Quiz: National Spelling Bee Winner or National Spelling Bee Winning Word

May 30, 2017/by Paul Lander

Dear Mother’s Needlepoint

May 29, 2017/by Kit Lively

Revised Storm Names for 2017 Atlantic Hurricane Season

May 28, 2017/by Caren Lissner
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