Stop Saying “Turkey Day” and Use One of These Other Thanksgiving Nicknames

November 20, 2017/by Brian Boone

Wait… Look, squirrel! and 7 Other Signs You Have Adult ADD

November 17, 2017/by Paul Lander

CARTOON: Enough About Me

November 15, 2017/by Brandon Hicks

Recent Justice League Sexual Harassment Allegations

November 15, 2017/by Kit Lively

Willie Wanking and the Chocolate Factory And 9 Other Examples Of Louis CK’s Favorite Things

November 15, 2017/by Paul Lander

11 Celebrity Dogs from TV & Film and How They Utilized Their Fame

November 10, 2017/by Michael Ferro

CARTOON: Overbearing

November 9, 2017/by Drew Panckeri

Still Spacey After All These Years

November 9, 2017/by Kit Lively

Death Row Cuisine: Make Your Last Meal Count!

November 9, 2017/by Clinton Lawson

Implications of Twitter Giving Everyone 280 Characters

November 9, 2017/by Les East

Trump’s Super Grand Asian Trip Itinerary

November 4, 2017/by Kit Lively

CARTOON: Dali Playground

November 2, 2017/by Mike Shiell

Freeze Out: Captain Cold Booted From Legion Of Doom After Sexual Harassment Allegations

October 30, 2017/by Joe Blevins

Paul Manafort’s To Do List

October 30, 2017/by Kit Lively

Celebrate Your Personal Birthday Purge At Applebees!

October 30, 2017/by Kevin Cole

What Abbreviated Band Names are Actually Short For

October 30, 2017/by Brian Boone

The Very Basic Facts Contained In The FBI’s Released JFK Assassination Documents

October 27, 2017/by Kit Lively

PIC QUIP: Trump’s Art Collection

October 26, 2017/by Paul Lander

Don’t Get in a Stranger’s Van, Charlie Brown and 10 Other Rejected Peanuts TV Specials

October 26, 2017/by Paul Lander

Bistro Bistro Is Fully Booked

October 26, 2017/by David Galef

Halloween Horror Flicks For People Who Don’t Like Being Scared

October 25, 2017/by Kit Lively

CARTOON: Jackass O’ Lanterns

October 24, 2017/by Bob Eckstein

Terrifying Halloween Costumes Based On Our New Normal

October 24, 2017/by Kit Lively

CARTOON: President Trump Picks First Pet

October 23, 2017/by Drew Panckeri

I Bought An Exercise Ball For My Desk And Now It’s Easier Than Ever To Masturbate at Work

October 23, 2017/by Adrienne Teeley

After 35 Years of Marriage, Dad Comes Out as Alien

October 22, 2017/by Matt Rotman

President Trump Makes Calls To Other Tragedy Victims Throughout History

October 22, 2017/by Kit Lively

CARTOON: Fake Friends

October 21, 2017/by Bob Eckstein

Deleted Scenes From The Upcoming Spider-Man : Homecoming Blu Ray

October 17, 2017/by Kit Lively

Trump Speech-O-Matic

October 16, 2017/by James Folta

Rejected New Names for the Weinstein Company

October 12, 2017/by Dylan Brody

Trump IQ Test

October 11, 2017/by Les East

Lost Pages From the Steele Dossier

October 9, 2017/by Michael Bleicher & Andy Newton

A Conversation Between Two Butts Who Just Butt-Dialed Each Other

October 9, 2017/by Caren Lissner


October 9, 2017/by Bob Eckstein

CARTOON: Yoga Pants

October 6, 2017/by Mike Shiell

Ways That Trump Could Be Even More Horribly Offensive To Puerto Rico

October 6, 2017/by Kit Lively

How Bojack Horseman Changed Television: Every Character is Now a Horse

October 6, 2017/by Jonathan Zeller

16 Quotes That Show Donald Trump Could Be Your Drunk Uncle

October 5, 2017/by Paul Lander


October 5, 2017/by WH Staff

Anthony Weiner’s First Day Of Prison Mistakes

October 3, 2017/by Kit Lively

O.J. Simpson To Do List

October 3, 2017/by Les East

CARTOON: Pour Over

October 3, 2017/by Philip Witte

Fear and Loathing in the White House Movie Theater

October 1, 2017/by Johnny Wright

Pretty Basic Swingers’ Club Etiquette

September 29, 2017/by Kit Lively

CARTOON: Playboy

September 26, 2017/by Johnny Sampson

List for the White House Handyman

September 26, 2017/by James Folta

All the New Cable Channels

September 26, 2017/by Brian Boone

Too Many Talking Vehicles

September 22, 2017/by Eric Branscum

Sean Spicer: Hollywood Wunderkind

September 22, 2017/by Kevin Cole

You May Have Been Affected By Our Recent Dog-Walking Breach. What to Do Next.

September 20, 2017/by Justina Quagliata

Quiz: Canadian Football League Team or Condom Brand

September 19, 2017/by Paul Lander
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