Quiz: Tender Catcall Bestowed Upon Me or Michael Bolton Song?

February 21, 2018/by Danielle Kraese

CARTOON: Hampsters

February 19, 2018/by Mike Shiell

Other Bits Of Dirt Unearthed By The Mueller Investigation

February 19, 2018/by Kit Lively

CARTOON: Tonight on Primetime

February 16, 2018/by Bob Eckstein

As An Olympic Curler I Resent Being Asked To Sweep Out The Garage

February 16, 2018/by Tom Russell

Baby Born With Antlers

February 16, 2018/by Jeffrey Gurian

That’s The Laws of Planetary Motion (Ooh) – Johann Kepler (Feat. Drake) and 11 other Scientific American Music Award Winners

February 16, 2018/by Paul Lander

Missed Connections Ads to My Childhood Crushes

February 16, 2018/by Michael Bleicher & Andy Newton

Storylines for the Next Batch of Cloverfield Movies

February 16, 2018/by Kevin Cole

CARTOON: Territorial

February 16, 2018/by Drew Panckeri

Tricky Dick Tutors Trump on Treachery

February 16, 2018/by Johnny Wright

An Open Letter from the Giant Teddy Bear You Received Last Valentine’s Day

February 12, 2018/by Lillian Stone

Most Romantic Valentine’s Day Lies

February 9, 2018/by Jonathan Zeller

Daily Itinerary Of Hope Hicks

February 9, 2018/by Kit Lively

Is This Eulogy A Bad Time To Announce That I’m Running For Office?

February 9, 2018/by Karly Brooks

Ladies, It’s Snack Time

February 9, 2018/by Molly Taft

Valentines for America’s Most Beloved Sexual Predators

February 9, 2018/by Courtney Kocak

Classic Works of Literature Rebranded for Millennials

February 9, 2018/by Irving Ruan

Other Notable Trysts that Quincy Jones Forgot to Mention in His Vulture Interview

February 9, 2018/by Courtney Kocak

All of Our Rejected McSweeney’s Submissions

February 8, 2018/by Michael Bleicher & Andy Newton

CARTOON: Cupid’s Marching Orders

February 8, 2018/by Joseph Dottino

Highlights Of Trump’s Planned Military Parade

February 7, 2018/by Les East

The Four Quarters Of Your Super Bowl Party- The Highlight Reel

February 4, 2018/by Kit Lively

Declassified Nunes Memo!

February 2, 2018/by Kit Lively

CARTOON: Human Lie Detector

February 2, 2018/by Marty Dundics

Man In Wyoming Builds Family A Nest

February 2, 2018/by Jeffrey Gurian

Don Jr. Presents: Wonders of the Animal Kingdom

February 2, 2018/by Michael Bleicher & Andy Newton

Thank You For Considering My Application To Be The Next Dalai Lama

February 2, 2018/by Matthew David Brozik


February 2, 2018/by Jeremy Banx

Winter Brooklympic Events

February 2, 2018/by Sara Goudarzi

QUIZ: T.S. Eliot or Missy Elliott

February 2, 2018/by Paul Lander

Common Complaints About Popular Sex Toys

February 1, 2018/by Kit Lively
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